We hate to ruin your Valentine's Day, but Steel Panther are breaking up with you. It's not them, it's you.
For more on this imminent breakup, check out the video below featuring Steel Panther's Michael Starr and drummer Stix Zadina.
If this is all too much for you to take, you can always go back to listening to Michael Starr tell you that he's "really, really fond of you" on Steel Panther's latest album, Balls Out, which was released last October.
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Josh Hart is a former web producer and staff writer for Guitar World and Guitar Aficionado magazines (2010–2012). He has since pursued writing fiction under various pseudonyms while exploring the technical underpinnings of journalism, now serving as a senior software engineer for The Seattle Times.

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