"Catwoman Pepper Sprays Ozzy Impersonator on Hollywood Blvd." That's an actual headline. Think about that for a minute.
It's true, though. According to NBC Los Angeles, a fight broke out between an Ozzy Osbourne impersonator and a woman dressed at Catwoman, leading to the former being pepper sprayed during the altercation.
Perhaps the funniest part of the story? The Ozzy impersonator was initialization mistaken for a Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp's character in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies) lookalike.
"I said, 'I'm giving you fair warning. If you do not get away from me I will spray you in the face,'" said the Catwoman. "He was antagonizing me to do so, so I did."
"She told him and told him and told him, and he continued to push her -- so there it was," added a Willy Wonka impersonator.
You can read the full story here, and check out a video report below.
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Josh Hart is a former web producer and staff writer for Guitar World and Guitar Aficionado magazines (2010–2012). He has since pursued writing fiction under various pseudonyms while exploring the technical underpinnings of journalism, now serving as a senior software engineer for The Seattle Times.

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